Chicken Smoothie rants and stuff. Mainly a noob talking about all the stuff they see at CS with the occasional unrelated post about some random stuff.
I'LL HAVE A PRETTY PICTURE LATER, ALRIGHT?
Click The Painter to go to my hoard! Big size warning, all 70 of em!
In honor of my 70th toxic, The Painter, i’ll be gifting 70 pets away C: So just reply or reblog and i’ll send you a gift!
If yer on my foelist, i’m not unfoeing to gift you, sorry!
Thanks so much and congrats! ^^
I can’t promise anything fantastic or amazing or that I’ll even have a WL pet but I’ll try to make it something that’ll brighten your day.
In other words I mainly have shitty pets but I’ll give you said shitty pets for free in exchange for your happiness.
/not in the mood for editing coding./
Anyways, there will be four winners. First place gets first pick, second place second pick, third place third pick… and fourth gets whatever is left over.
You do not have to be following me, but it’d be nice if you did. ^^;
Please reblog with your username, so I know who you are.
Winners will be drawn by Friday, and notified by Saturday afternoon unless something comes up, which you never know.
Good luck! <3
Thanks for the chance~!
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU SORRY PACK OF SPONGEHUFFERS. IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN - THE TIME TO STOP FONDLING YOUR FUCKING SHAMEGLOBES AND WHINING ABOUT WHY YOUR TWO FAVORITE WHITE MIDDLE-TO-UPPER CLASS CISGENDERED MALES WON’T KISS - IT’S TIME TO GET FUCKING ANGRY.
SO YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THAT POST GOING AROUND ABOUT HOW MARVEL AND DC ARE BOTH DUDEBROS BUT AT LEAST MARVEL IS TRYING SOMEWHAT TO BE LESS AWFUL, AND DC IS JUST REVELING IN ITS OWN FRATBOY AWFULNESS. YOU MAY HAVE AGREED WITH THAT POST BUT WONDERED WHAT EXACTLY IT WAS ABOUT. AMONG OTHER THINGS, INCLUDING NOT FUCKING ALLOWING THE BATWOMAN CREATIVE TEAM TO SHOW THEIR CANONICALLY LESBIAN CHARACTER GETTING MARRIED, THE ABOVE IS WHAT ALL THIS ANGER IS ABOUT.
YES, YOU READ THAT HEADLINE CORRECTLY. NO, THOUGH YOU AND I BOTH DESPERATELY WISH WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND DESPERATELY FLAGELLATING FAIRY CORPSES FOR IT TO BE SO, THE HEADLINE IS NOT IN ANY WAY AN EXAGGERATION.
THE BRILLIANT SPANGLEDANGLING GENIUSES OVER AT DC DECIDED THAT THEY WANTED SOME MORE PUBLICITY FOR THEIR UPCOMING NEW SERIES, AND DECIDED TO DO THAT BY OPENING UP A SLOT ON THE CREATIVE TEAM TO THAT MOST SELECTIVE OF POOLS - THE INTERNET. AFTER ALL, IT’S ONLY A FEMALE-LED COMIC ANYWAY - GOTTA SAVE THE BIG GUNS LIKE ORSON SCOTT CARD FOR SUPERMAN, AMIRITE?
SO, IT’S PRETTY FUCKING SIMPLE - ALL YOU GOTTA DO IT DRAW HARLEY QUINN ATTEMPTING TO COMMIT SUICIDE 3 AND A HALF TIMES (THE ONE WITH THE WHAL IS SOMEWHAT AMBIGUOUS), THE LAST OF WHICH IS WHILE SHE IS NAKED, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SEXUALIZING THE DEATH OF A WOMAN IS SOOOOO COOL AND HIP AND TRENDY.
BUT WHAT IF YOU FIND IT MORALLY OBJECTIONABLE TO MAKE A CONTEST OVER WHO CAN DRAW THE BEST WOMAN IN THE REFRIGERATOR MOMENT, AND WOULD RATHER BE KNOWN FOR DRAWING A KOOKY, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY CHARACTER WITH SOME RATHER IMPACTFUL EMOTIONAL DEPTH TO HER AT TIMES ENGAGED IN ACTIVITIES OTHER THAN SEXILY TRYING TO KILL HERSELF, RIGHT DURING NATIONAL SUICIDE PREVENTION WEEK?
WELL THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TRYING TO GET A JOB AT DC?!
NOT ONLY IS THIS URINE-SOAKED GREASE-ADDLED FUCKWADDLING EXCUSE FOR A CONTEST OFFENSIVELY MISOGYNISTIC AND NOT ONLY CONTINUES BUT SHINES A FUCKING SPOTLIGHT BRIGHTER THAN THE ORGASM OF TWO HYPERGIANT STARS ENGAGED IN SEXUAL RELATIONS SO KINKY THAT IT MADE 4CHAN SAY “NOW THAT’S A BIT MUCH” ON THE CONTINUED CHILD-LIKE GLEE THE COMICS INDUSTRY HAS IN SHOWCASING THE DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, AND DEBASEMENT OF FEMALE CHARACTERS, BUT IT CONTINUES TO SET THE NORM AT DC THAT IF YOU WANT TO WORK THERE YOU HAVE TO BE DOWN WITH THIS FESTERING MALIGNANCY.
AND THAT’S KIND OF FUCKING TERRIBLE.
FORTUNATELY, AS USUAL, I HAVE SOMETHING YOU CAN FUCKING DO ABOUT IT! REMEMBER HOW I SAID THAT THIS WHOLE FUCKING TRAVESTY WAS A CONTEST? WELL THAT MEANS THAT YOU CAN DIRECTLY SUBMIT AN IMAGE TO DC IN RELATION TO THIS CONTEST.
IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE INTERNET AS LONG AS I’VE HAD, THEN YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I’M THINKING. IT’S TIME FOR A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SPAM WAR.
YOU CAN LITERALLY SUBMIT ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES, FROM A WELL-WORDED TAKE DOWN OF THEIR CURRENT POLICIES (REMEMBER TO PUT IT IN IMAGE FORM THOUGH) TO YOUR FAVORITE NIGHT VALE TENTACLE PORN. I HONESTLY DO NOT CARE, THOUGH THE MORE WE STAY ON MESSAGE THE MORE IT WILL BE CLEAR TO THEM THAT WE ARE ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING AND NOT JUST SPAMMING THEM BECAUSE, WELL, INTERNET.
SO MAYBE OVERLAY “DC YOU ARE DUMB AND SUICIDE IS NOT SOMETHING TO BE OBJECTIFIED" OVER YOUR CECIL/CARLOS/EREN JAEGER TENTACLE PORN, I DON’T KNOW.
THIS IS A GOOD IMAGE TO GET YOU STARTED:
SO GO, KIDDOS, HAVE FUN, AND SPAM THE FLOPTWIDDLING HORSEMANGLING SPERMWAFFLING JELLOFLOCKING KOALAHUMPING DICKCUNTING HELL OUT OF THESE GUYS.
OH, AND IF YOU MAKE A PARTICULARLY AMUSING IMAGE TO SEND THEM, REBLOG THIS WITH THAT IMAGE, SO WE CAN ALL SHARE IN THE FUN!
LET’S NOT ONLY MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE - LET’S SPAM SOME ASSHOLES.
GUYS PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND MAKE THIS KNOWN!
For fuck’s sake, DC.
Not CS related but it has to be shared.
My mom has exhausted every possible means. Insurance, health benefits, relatives’ and friends’ kindness. Together, my sister and I have come up with about $1,200 (represented by the blue bar)— that’s about P52,000 (Philippine Peso). And it’s so ridiculously far from our goal. We need about a half a million, in our currency, to pay for all these medical procedures as well as to pay back our debts. Most importantly, my dad needs to get the chemotherapy as soon as possible to increase the chance of him actually getting well.
If I could, I would do an art exchange. Or make dolls, stickers, key chains, flower crowns, etc. But I don’t have any actual physical world-applicable talent. T___T
I don’t know what else to do except to ask. I’m embarrassed to do so, but if it turns out you guys are willing to help, and I didn’t ask, I won’t forgive myself. Please, please, please help me. You can donate any amount. I’ll be eternally grateful. ;A;
Donate thru PayPal HERE. (I hope this link works)
Thank you so so much. And if you can share this, I would love you forever.
RMIT University lecturer Dr. Claudia Diaz’s senior anatomy students get an interesting hands-on lesson by painting the human musculoskeletal system on a live model
thought this was elaborate SNK cosplay
i thought they were preparing for a live-action snk
This is what anime does to us.
My first thought: “Oh! Maybe I can do an ‘Attack on Titan’ rp!”
Five seconds later: “That’s like the opposite of family friendly, isn’t it?”
Also, browsing through the “Lit/Semi-Lit section…It’s not what I expected. The whole “Pretty posts=lit” thing seems to still be prevalent.
Sorry if I sound like a snob or whatever. I know I shouldn’t expect much from CS but I’m yearning for the days when I used to rp on a site where we would post paragraphs upon paragraphs. There were still other levels of rping but we all got along well and we all enjoyed ourselves.
And then the site went down because the person running it was no longer interested and I was stuck forever trying to find another rp home. </3
Looking for the missed outcomes. XD The extras can be found at (http://www.chickensmoothie.com/accounts/viewgroup.php?userid=422496&groupid=2758146&pageStart=0&pageSize=20) since Tumblr wants to hate me and not let me add text links at the moment.